~ Basic Bitch ~

peetababy:

I SWEAR TO GOD THERE IS A GIRL IN MY CLASS WHO CAN READ MY THOUGHTS SHE’S ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME FUNNY WHEN IM THINKING INAPPROPRIATE THINGS SO I SAID IN MY HEAD “START LAUGHING IF YOU CAN HEAR ME” AND SHE STARTED LAUGHING IM SCARED?????

sinkling:

. by AllthewaytoOhio on Flickr.
obi-wanker-nobi:

nanangmac:

samioli:

hanna619:

Omg best thing I’ve ever seen

I love how everything is hinted subtlety and then the last one is just

Hahaaa

This is fucking hilarious
judymartn:

American Horror Story: Murder House

 A Summary
onefitmodel:

itsjustjustine:

purifiedd-:


ilovemyskinbeauty:


o-bsolet-ex3eextortion:




“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”


Reblog every time


Whoever wrote this dialogue is a freakin’ genius


What is this from?


did some research and it’s from “Syrup,” which looks to be a movie that came out this year. also it’s on netflix. 

Reblogging again

Fox and Friends: Obamacare and Climate Change (x)

daedgirl:

Reasons To Be Happy:

  1. Dead trees still stand and so can you.
  2. You have five fingers on each hand. One day those fingers will travel from your lap to someone else’s and that person will know all the bad stuff and still want to kiss you. 
  3. Seasons are guaranteed when nothing else seems to be.
sex-thrill:

my blog will make you horny ;)
The Signs As Arctic Monkeys Songs
  • Aries:
    Don't Sit Down 'Cause I've Moved Your Chair
  • Taurus:
    505
  • Gemini:
    Teddy Picker
  • Cancer:
    When The Sun Goes Down
  • Leo:
    Knee Socks
  • Virgo:
    I Wanna Be Yours
  • Libra:
    R U Mine
  • Scorpio:
    Do I Wanna Know
  • Sagittarius:
    I Bet You Would Look Good On The Dance Floor
  • Capricorn:
    Crying Lightning
  • Aquarius:
    Brianstorm
  • Pisces:
    Arabella